Saturday, 14 December 2013

Delhi elections made history


Delhi elections made history.........

First time a man has beaten a lady with a jhadu......
😆😆😆😆😆
Today only election jokes
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(Chattisgarh, MP, RJ, Delhi) Congress offices on sale @ OLX... after defeat...
Sonia says.. bech de.....😀
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Congress has won 8 seats in Delhi. Now, they can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are called innova party 
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Again its proved Delhi is not safe for women…
see what happened to Sheela Dixit!!
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RAHUL GANDHI:
"Mom..! Ab Kya Baaki Reh Gaya Hai, TV Ka Remote Mujhe Do 'Chotta Bheem' Dekhna Hai.." 
😀
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2013 Delhi election results:
BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8 
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Rahul Gandhi's latest Blunder...
He was heard saying...
It was due to What App... Application which inclined Voters to Vote AAP...
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Tota udd....
Maina udd....
Chidiya udd....
Kabutar udd.....
Aur congress ...furrrrrrrrrr...😀
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Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
"karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum AAP ki kasam”
Kejriwal is now known as "Shilajit"
😀
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Sheila Dixit singing:
AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye, Toh VAAT lag jaaye 
Oho VAAT lag jaaye!!" 
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All Indians have gifted Soniya Gandhi with outstanding defeat of Congress in all the 4 states on her birthday 9th dec'2013. 
😀
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Congress ne banaya public ko 10 saal se ullu isilye iss bar une mila baba ji ka thullu 
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Tring Tring.
Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?
Sheila: Sirji, AAP 😀😀

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