AU-TON-O-MOUS - The new Mantra

AU-TON-O-MOUS - The new Mantra 

  

THE latest mantra is ' AU-TON-O-MOUS '....just pick up this word and
you are the king/queen of this planet....gone are the days of
responsibility/accountability/integrity/character/answerability/probity/etc,
etc....and next time you do not have to depend upon ' error of
judgement ' to bail you out....just remember the magic word '
AU-TON-O-MOUS ' !!

1. Oil companies are autonomous, says Jaipal Reddy, so do not blame
the government for price rise

2. IITs are autonomous, says Kapil Sibal, so do not blame the HRD
Ministry for the change in entrance exams

3. CEC is autonomous, says Salman Khurshid, so you cannot blame him if
no action is taken against him for the nonsense during UP elections

4. CAG is autonomous, says the government, so he can keep finding
faults with the government, but the government is also autonomous, so
it does not have to take any action

5. The Planning Commission is autonomous, so Montek Singh Ahluwalia
can spend 35 lacs for two loos....those privileged to use them are
also autonomous

6. The CBI is autonomous, says Salman Khurshid in the Madhu Koda case;
the government has nothing to do with it....Times Now is also
autonomous, they can keep chasing the links to Indonesia but the
government has nothing to do with it

7. The CBI is also autonomous in the Jagan Reddy case...the government
has not initiated this case...so what if Jagan has inherited the
assets from his father YSR....why the CBI did not chase YSR, only the
CBI can answer as it is autonomous

8. Why no action against Mulayam, Mayawati, Laloo, Sharad Pawar,
Praful Patel, Gadkari, kindly ask the CBI and NOT the government as
the CBI is autonomous....CBI is the brain behind 'closure reports' !!

9. Why no party is opposing the candidature of Dimple Yadav, the
Congress/BJP/BSP are not compelled to respond as all these parties are
autonomous

10. The BCCI is not answerable for the match fixing and IPL ghotalas
as they are autonomous

11. And last but not the least, Sonia Gandhi is not to be questioned
on any issue, whether it entails her foreign trips in private jets,
her hold over the PM, her financial assets, her links with Quatarocci,
the CWG scam, the 2G scam, the foreign bank accounts, the money
laundering cases, the Coalgate scam, the Madhu Koda scam, the Air
India fiasco, etc, etc as she is the one who defines  ' AU-TON-O-MOUS
' to the hilt

so my dear friends, all of us are autonomous, let the country go to
Hell, as India is also autonomous !!

Judicairy?? the architect of autonomy....bails, adjournments and stay
orders !!

and Media?? .....the champions of autonomy

Jai Autonomous !! Jai Bharat !!